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THE NARF NARF
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Eight chapters covering everything you need to survive — or destroy — the world. Bookmark this page; you can come back any time from the menu.

In Narf Narf, the planet Earth is a sentient living being who has grown tired of humanity's destruction. Terra — the planet — has awakened, and she is using the forces of nature and the cosmos to fight back.

On the other side stands The Council — four specialists who together are humanity's last hope. Their job: survive long enough to appease Terra and restore balance.

This is not a war between players. It is a war between civilization and nature itself.